When you crush, you crush hard. Seeing them on the big screen just isn’t enough. For all you celebrity fans out there, we’ve rounded up some unique home decor so you can gaze at your favorite stars in every room of your home. Hey girl, if you want to sit on Ryan Gosling’s face, you’re going to have to get in line. There’s a waitlist at Gilt.com. Can’t wait to get close? You can enjoy the silky feel of this polyester pillow to get instant gratification and sleep cheek to cheek with this cutie. I

Women of San Francisco, with my inaugural edition of Hottie Alert I would like to showcase two of the city’s sweetest pieces of eye candy. Scanning SF for gorgeous, hopefully not gay guys is a chore, but I will take on the responsibility if I must. Future alerts will be available as soon as more sightings occur. I could easily harbor this precious information but I’m not greedy like that. A dark-haired, fair-skinned, dewy-eyed, European barista Café Trieste in North Beach Sighted appr

Oh boy, do I have a treat for you ladies for the second edition of Hottie Alert. The bevy of hot bods looking to find a bed in this city has greatly increased since I’ve moved to San Francisco. No longer must we settle for a less than lustful short-term male roommate. The days of shirtless run-ins in the hallway with scrawny-armed boys is a thing of the past. Our only problem now is that we have to choose between hot, hotter and hottest. Men may come and men may go, but when a true Hottie is involved, their hotness leaves behind a scorching path that does not easily simmer down.

A brilliant professor at my University used to wear the exact same outfit every day…a blue short sleeve button down collared shirt, brown trousers, and two trusty pens peeping out of his pocket protector. On the second day of him wearing the same outfit, my classmates and I thought it was a bit odd, but then on the third day, we knew this was his uniform. And by the 30th day, we wouldn’t have wanted to see him wearing anything else. But we did always wonder how many pairs of the exact same cloth

I would not like to give thanks today to the following: - The dog who keeps shitting on the sidewalk in front of my flat. Yeah, I love dogs but since I haven’t seen you yet I’ll pretend you’re a really fat, one-eyed, ugly mutt with no regard for people’s shoes whatsoever. I’m tired of playing kick the shit. You leave behind your little gifts one more time and I’m going to set out a dog trap damnit and turn you into dog soup. I’ve been needing to get in touch with my Korean culinary heritage. -

You’re pretty clever, sometimes. But at other times, you could use a little spark to boost your creativity so people think you have brilliant ideas. Through anonymous surfing in your private online room at myWebRoom.com, you can discover how to’s, random facts, and informative videos so you can pretend to be an expert on everything from how to make a robot laugh to how to make a clothes burrito. Your friends, co-workers, and better halves will be impressed and you’ll be looked upon as a goldmine